I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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