Even the bartender felt bad for me
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Randomize
