I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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