belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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