doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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