Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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