I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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