12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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