Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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