i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
try to milk me bitch
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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