To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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