It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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