No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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