i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
i now understand why vodka
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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