Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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