You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize