What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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