So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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