talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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