That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I would fuck him just for his dog
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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