So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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