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• (214): View more from Texas

  so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina

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  i got awkward and finally asked him what he said

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  he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.

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• (914): View more from New York

  i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.

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  Dude, if you don't take her, I will.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.

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• (818): View more from California

  That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home

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• (914): View more from New York

  You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.

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  You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?

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  Yes it does.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"

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