Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize