That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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