The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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