I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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