maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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