when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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