It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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