It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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