yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
