But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
