It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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