I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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