Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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