Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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