The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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