Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Your dad touched me again.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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