fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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