My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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