just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I think people are normalizing furries
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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