I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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