Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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