The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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