A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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