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Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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