It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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