Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Walk of Shame today included voting.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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