bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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