Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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